Saturday, November 29, 2008
When me??
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Now or Never
Lady A: Hey Sujatha, look, there goes Ms.Vanitha's son. Isn't he handsome?
Lady B: Oh yes, he is. What does he do?
Lady A: He works with XYZ MNC as a software engineer.
Lady B: Oh really?!! That's good.
Lady A: Why don't you approach his family for your daughter's marriage proposal?
Lady B: Truly. I was thinking just the same.
Lady A: Exactly, handsome and software engineer, what more ?
Lady B: I pray to God that it works out.
At Nandini's wedding, 24th Dec,2008
Lady A: Hey Sujatha, look, there goes Ms.Vanitha's son. Isn't he handsome?
Lady B: Oh yes, he is. What does he do?
Lady A: How works with XYZ MNC as a software engineer.
Lady B: Oh really?!! Hmmm
Lady A: Why don't you approach his family for your daughter's marriage proposal?
Lady B: Markets aren't that good, are they? Quite a risk to consider.
Lady A: Hmmm, you are right. By the way, Ms Saritha is looking for proposals for her son.
Lady B: Is it? What does he do?
Lady A: He is a doctor. Preparing for P.G. Entrance exams.
Lady B: Oh really??!! Doctors settle late, but they settle ultimately. Less risky.
Lady A: True, that's why I suggested.
Lady B: I pray to God that it works out.
Wedding proposals to Software engineers seem to be an epitome of markets.
Hurry up guys, now or never!!!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Laying hands off the matter!
Husband: Sun Microsystems has announced it finally!!
Wife: Citigroup did it too!!!!
Husband: Hmmm... so what does your company have to say?
Wife: No clue. Fingers crossed.
Husband: 'Wait and watch' is the mantra. No other go anyway.
Wife : True. So how are you going to take care of me after lay-offs?
Husband: ?????!!!!!!!
Whatever happened to gender-equality and equal opportunity? Exploiting the edge, huh? :D
Friday, November 14, 2008
Last Chance!
This is your last chance. Stop being unfair to me!
-No regards,
Rashmi.
P.S: Offense intended. Well, ‘no’ that is prefixing ‘regards’ will shift its place to prefix ‘Offense’ only if the response action convinces the accuser.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Twice-fold Effect!!
Of all, to the phase of horoscope-matching, I have complete disapproval. Is the institution of marriage so simple that all one’s life, just the spouse is the entity the person deals with? Not really! If only horoscopes are important for compatibility checks, then why haven’t people realized, rather than checking the compatibility of the bride/groom-to-be, verifying that of saans-bahu will make Ekta Kapoor go bankrupt and restore sanity to the world.It’s quite unfortunate if the guy and girl like each other with the horoscope horror to dismantle their dreams.
As will the case be with many, marriage applicants will deny, parents will deny their denial. Looking for the right time of my absence, at time of my match-fixing, my mom had visited an astrologer with the horoscopes of Rags and mine. Just when I was back, here’s what she had to say,
Mom: Finally, I got the horoscope matching done.
Me: Come on, mama.
Mom: Shut-up! What do you know?
Me: Hmmm…
Mom: However, he said the compatibility is great.He said, that guy is the right person.
Me :oh!!
Mom: .... (Brimming with joy) ...and this is the right time to get married. If done so, everything will be twice-folded in your life.
Me: Huh? What about marriage then? That twice-folded too?
Mom: Shut-up! Won't you? He meant your happiness in life will increase.
Me: Looks like the Astrologer was right.
Mom: (Seeming quite victorious for having convinced me).. So finally you agree? Good.
Me: Of course, mama. You did say ‘shut-up’ twice. Twice-fold effect you see!!
Mom: God save Raghu!!
I was only kidding when I said that to her, quite an ugly joke that was. But my intent was to explain that not horoscopes, but hearts play a role in compatibility. Just ‘Put yourself in others’ shoes’ principle in life would lead to understanding anybody, not just the spouse. If I need to get compatible, I need to understand his priorities in life and so should he, right? Well, has there been any horoscopically-approved couple that hasn’t fought? That must be a wonder, I say.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Open Kitchen
Aunt: Hey Sandeep, nice to see you.
Sandeep : Thanks Aunty. I came to invite you to my sister's wedding.
Aunt : That's pleasant news, Sandeep.
Sandeep : Yes Aunty.
Aunt: So where is your brother-in-law working?
Sandeep : Aunty,He is a software Engineer with an MNC.
Aunt : Excellent.
(She makes a move towards the kitchen)
Sandeep :No..no..Aunty, I just had my lunch and came.
Aunty: Come on Sandeep, eat little at our house too.
Sandeep :No Aunty, I am so full.
Aunty: Hmm...ok then...
(Aunt looks for Milk in the fridge )
Sandeep : No Aunty, no coffee too.
Aunty: Sandeep, how can I send you without giving anything?
Sandeep : Its perfectly fine, Aunty. Some other time , I will drop in .
Aunty : Ok, please do. Regards to your parents.
Sandeep : Sure, Aunty.
Open Kitchen does help, ain't it?
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Hawaii Slippers
Mom’s reminder of carelessness ( but tell me, how careful than watching the shoes every now and then and preventing them from wear and tear can one get??) and dad’s venture to buy me a new pair with mom’s advice to buy me nothing but Hawaii slippers for as per her, kids of such age keep losing things and it would only be less painful to lose Hawaii slippers next time.
So off we went to a shoe showroom, dad, brother and myself. I eyed at a very good red colored shoes but never opened my mouth to express my wish for two reasons, one being that I was guilty of losing an expensive pair of shoes and another being that we were constructing a house then and I had thought that going for less-expensive shoes would save some money for my father ( Did I think that it would help him construct another floor!! Hmmph.. no clue). We were back home, dad, brother, Hawaii slippers and myself. I was not as happy as I would generally be whenever anything new was bought for me. Well, my brother who knew the fact told that to my father (well, kids of our age and my brother who is four years younger to me would generally know the kiddo secrets). Usually, his normal trait would be to threaten me of revealing the secrets, but this time, he said it. Amidst the anger that I had on my brother for having done that to me, I really didn’t concentrate on my dad’s response. I suppose he opined that I must have expressed my wish.
Well, these thoughts refreshed in my mind when I watched an Iranian movie titled “Children of Heaven”, translated into English on Star movies a fortnight ago. One of best movies I have ever watched I must say. A movie revolving around shoes and kids, gosh, it looks so real!! It brought back so many of my memories .What runs in a kid’s mind maybe beyond a parent’s perception. Composition the same, yet brains work different.
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Title Picture!
Picture :
Nevertheless, as every movie would have a title song, my blog would have a title picture!! If not to allot a space for the unpublished content, what else is a blog for? More so,there's always another saturday!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Safe Diwali
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Priceless ride
Well, today my roller coaster ride to home was indeed excellent. Does someone want to take the pleasure tomorrow?
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Injurious Ban
Rule banaaya bhi to kya banaaya! Wah.
At this juncture, I am reminded of my visit to Goa,last year. I was impressed when I got to know that smoking in public was banned and implemented more or less.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Devil or Deep blue sea?
A ruling, most welcome, has indeed come as a boon to the women working for public sector. Which mother wouldn't thank God if she gets a 6-month maternity leave and 2 years of Child-care leave ? Awesome ruling in the favor of women, family and hence, nation.
As of now, to the working ladies in the private sector, it is still devil or deep blue sea. Hopefully, in the near future, God, unlike most of the Bangalorean auto-drivers who get demanding with the folks of private sector assuming that they are 'extra'-terrestrials, bestows the same privilege to the latter community too.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Anything but......
Rama: Hanuman,hope Sita is safe and doing alright.
Hanuman : Yes Lord, she is. She is fine but for the worry of not being with you.
Rama : Yes, I understand. I shall get her back very soon.
Hanuman: Ture Lord. By the way, here's the choodamani Sitadevi has sent through me to you.
Rama : [At his emotional best looking at the choodamani] Hanuman, I am grateful to you for having been a messenger for us.
Hanuman : The honour is all mine, Lord. I am ever-ready to do anything to the Lord of my heart.
Rama: Hanuman, please tell me what I can give you for the favour you have done...[This is where Rags pitches in, assuming that Rama's sentence was incomplete, he went on to complete it. As per him, This had to be Rama's dialogue,
Thankfully, Hanuman only asked for a place in Rama's heart and not a site in Bangalore!!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Bug-bites
Me alive, breathing.
A laptop at hand and two hours of travel, hold on , I too thought I could blog mindlessly of whatever I could think of. Well, sleep has been my latest 'hobby' of late that blogging went on the backburner. Could not have forgone the much-desired sleep while travel.
Any repellent to bug-biting at work which is interfering with my sleep?
Monday, May 12, 2008
The last morning....
Maybe , I am not showing the right spirit or instilling confidence, but I do not want to disown my feelings here. I wanted to put forth what I am currently feeling, be it not right to think so.
Don't we all, at some stage in life desire or aspire or strongly work to become famous? We all want to be well-known amidst our friend circle,relatives and better still, even if people whom we don't know,know us. It gives a sense of pride that we have accomplished a great deal if people know who we are.
Agreed, deeds that better the society are indeed commendable and a sense of gratitude has to be shown to people who have strived to make a difference. They deserve to be famous. The very fact that other people know us, about us, is considered being 'famous' and the amount of joy it can bring to us is amazing.
But then, when fate beckons us to vacate this place, do all the accomplishments, fame and prosperity make any difference to us or the way we depart ? Maybe yes, maybe not. The truth remains that there is a final morning to everyone,be one a great soul or not. Sometimes I wonder, what motivates people to be good? Why should people work so hard and be ambitious to possess everything that they can think of?
I know I am not being spirited here, today;but I failed to tame my mind to think otherwise. For now. Hope I feel better in a while. There have been people facing the bitter facts of life, yet sportive, but look at me!! I don't intend to send wrong message to the real warriors of life, in fact, trying to pick up a lesson or two from them. They are the hope and relief that what we face could not necessarily be deserving to be called a problem. If not to the extent the people I noted in the article are dealing with, I have also been through such circumstances and seen from a closer distance, how people have battled it out to live a more energetic life later. I take a bow.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Vote for.....
Mr.Janardhan Poojary, isn't drinking before addressing press/people injurious to health, more so just before elections, be of whatever quality the pegs are made of? Pegs speak for themselves,huh?
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Workers' day, huh?
Guilt almost killed me when my maid asked me why I had a holiday today.Workers' day applies to all strata of society unbiased to gender and economic strength, is it? Practically not.
One of the plethora of instances where the purpose could have been defeated.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Mark your calendar
Quite amazing it has been to notice that people associate certain days with certain memories,by this I don't mean the memories of Gandhi Jayanthi on Oct 2nd or Children's day on Nov 14th. I mean to say, some very routine things that acquire prime importance in one's life. Either it is a case of changing priorities or interests in life it must be.
Wasn't it on the day ....
I wore colour dress to school?
Royal Challengers played against Knight riders?
I prepared vegetable curry and dosa for breakfast?
the stocks fell a hightime low?
I paid the premium of the loan?
I bought the ration?
I got my eye-brows tweazed?
the school was let off at 3 o' clock?
I got my pay ?
the maid did not turn up?
the exams got over?
the wedding of Abhi and Aish?
Kareena annonced her breakup with Shahid?
I watched 'Race' in PVR?
of my wedding anniversary?
of five days from my anniversary day?
What of the day of the month of the year? Too spice-free it is to use, isn't it ?
Who is that?
Who is that person who never ages.. Well, did someone say Rekha or Devanand? Hang on a second till I complete the question. Here comes the complete question:
Who is that person who never ages with respect to retirement from service?
It doesn't take longer to guess, does it?
However, to make things easy for the minds that gave themselves a break, the answer is HOUSEWIFE!!
Maybe, most of the ladies affirm this, more so the housewives.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Foreign Land
Saturday, April 05, 2008
For or from?
A snippet here...
K : Hey! Congrats. Glad to know that you are into 'that' organisation.
Me : Thanks buddy.
K : Big bucks, huh? I know...
Me : Well .... moderately, yes.
K : Cool...
Me : :)
K : So, you are gonna buy a house now, right?
Me : What???
K : I mean... a house. What's the problem?
Me : Dude, the job is giving me work-from-home option, not work-for-home option as yet!
K : he he he
Me : A house? In Bangalore? What an oxymoron!
Friday, April 04, 2008
One week
Hit the last page of "Memoirs of Geisha" and pick up (being slightly liberal there,not expecting to finish reading ) "To Kill a Mocking bird".
Download the ever wanted songs from the net and store them in the mobile playlist.
Catch up with friends and relatives.
Wake up late in the morning. Take the much desired afternoon naps.
Stumble upon all the blogs that I would like to spend time on.
Just walk on the terrace gaping at the evening sky.
Take 5 passport size photographs.
Travel to attend medico sister's convocation.
Clean the clutter in the room.
Do all these seem far-fetched in the one-week unemployment period ahead? Especially the last one!!! Well, tough deadline to fulfil it seems like.
Oops! It's three hours past the onset of the jobless period and gosh, I have just seen two parts of the movie, 6 more remaining! I have to perform better! No hopes at this rate,ain't it?
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Helloooooo!!
No Grocery shopping done.
It starts raining and the clothes put out to dry don't get that immediate attention.
Husband depressed and wife in tears.
No talk whatsoever. 'Living' room almost dead.
Naah ...it's not the cold war between the husband and wife.
Gosh!!
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Turn off
Monday, March 31, 2008
Funny Language
In my primitive years,as many others', I was having a genuinely strong vocabulory. Education is the main culprit I suppose to have made so many words obsolete and shrinked my dictionary. Sigh!
Back in those times,
Tamplese : It meant one should not catch you when playing lock and key if you uttered the word.
(Time please it had to be.Hmm...)
Oldein: It meant that the vehicle has to stop for a while.
(Hold on it had to be.)
Ya : It meant a friend like in "No ya, it is not like that ! ".
( For a long while I thought 'Ya' meant a friend, later I realised it is "yaar" which meant friend in Hindi!)
Mys : It meant something that belonged to me.
('Mine' it had to be.)
Stomachcake : Pain in the stomach.
(Stomach ache it had to be.)
Shut : It was used to show displeasure.
(It had to be shit! Shit!)
Macs : It meant a very difficult subjects dealing with numbers.
(Maths,dude, it is!)
exectra: It meant many more to follow.
(Etcetera it had to be)
Ruf note : It meant a book where you could scribble anything.
(Rough note)
A lot others in the list like putted , cutted ,drinked,drived etc. Now they give an absolute laughter, but God knows how confused we would have been if someone had laughed at our diction then!
Day before yesterday, as I was watching a group of kids play football, a kid who was the goal keeper stopped the ball from reaching the goal using his hands for which the kids in the opposition objected to using hands calling it unfair. "Who told? Hands is there!", he said in response. I was sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing!
When I was in primary school , I was asked to get my leave letter signed by my parents.When my dad was just about to sign it, I said 'Papa, my miss has told that it has to be purely signed'. He was in total confusion what purely signing meant until he guessed that it has to be be duly signed'.
English is a funny language. Indeed.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Spy?
Someone's spying out there, huh? :D
Monday, March 17, 2008
Silver lining
Was it to say that someone does give us company and we are never alone, whether or not it gets noticed?
Was it to say that, although they were heavy and overloaded, they moved on with life, hence we can too?
Or was it to remind me that every cloud has silver lining?
Whatever, as I moved on, they moved along. I reached my destination, not sure what happened of them later. Maybe, they found another lonely soul to give company and reassurance. Maybe…
Friday, March 14, 2008
Big Brother
Not so long ago, the ‘young’ brother who has outgrown most of the tall men in our kith and kin, also called the Big B of our family, confused some people so much that he was considered the big brother, I mean the eldest of all. If marriage proposals start coming his way, what do we assume?
Just recently, we visited our native place to attend a ceremony. A place with extreme influence of rural culture, bearing conservative people, it is. As we all sat in the open field and chatted after the ceremony was over, my brother started pelting stones at my toe. Despite warning and scolding him, he did it relentlessly. Quite irritated with his absurd behavior and to avoid a creation of scene, I walked away from there and later forgot about the incident totally. A couple days later, my brother reminded me of that incident to invite my wrath, and he asked if I knew the reason for why he did that. I expressed my ignorance for which he reasoned out that the problem was that I was sitting with crossed legs and the conservative-rural people consider that snobbish and arrogant. As we were sitting amidst so many people, he found it difficult to express that and assuming that I would change my posture, he did that. Laughing out loud, recollecting that I had walked away, he said it had finally worked!! All the anger I had on him vanished immediately. Although, the body language that got displayed was not intended, he was right in pointing it out. Lessons of manners when came from my younger brother, I realized, he had indeed become a BIG brother, maturity-wise too.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Fortune Teller
An early morning travel of around an hour and a half in the bus to workplace is made less painful by listening to music. And enjoying music via radio comes for a price, got to listen to the advertisements and the contests too. Just a couple of days ago, when a question was asked on Radio One as to what the lifetime of an eye-lash could be, I blindly guessed it to be 5 months, and it turned out to be the answer too. For a while at least, I felt so bad for not having answered it . Maybe I could have won the prize, just maybe,I thought. A lazy goose or a pessimistic soul I must have been to let go of that chance to own a goody bag I felt. Similarly today too, a question in the lines of ”What act that you do every time kills a couple of brain cells?” was asked, I knew that I was aware of the answer- “SNEEZE”. After a hard fight over mind I realized that it was better to text in the answer and wait for the result rather than not send and regret later. So I did the same and waited desperately, clearing my throat, to get a response call from them to inform me that I have been the lucky winner for the day. The answer I gave was as right as the guy who won the goody bag. Just that his luck worked and mine didn’t as usual. This made me regret again for foolishly have fallen into the trap when it was proved in the past that lucky draws were never meant for me! Cursed myself for having sent a message at a cost of 3 rupees!!
SMS currency is too valuable a thing to be spent like this I thought.
It was as if I paid money to a fortune teller to call me unlucky! Not something that I did not know of! Hmmmph!!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Women's Day
Nevertheless, here comes one post with what I wanted to share. This eve of March has indeed been a reason to celebrate for women in India. The government and the judiciary have bestowed upon women some gifts in advance giving us every reason to celebrate and feel good about being us.
1. The upper limit of the tax exemption slab for women has been revised to 1.80 lacs from 1.50 lacs.
Kudos, Mr.Chidambaram.Thanks a lot. As one of my friends said, at least this time, we can take some bucks, home :)
2. 'Disinclination to cook not a ground for divorce'
Check the link to believe it if not read before.
Unfortunate that it had to be ruled rather than being understood,in the first place. As per me, it is so implicit that one should not have claimed that as a cause for divorce! Whoever that guy is, he has got the concept of marriage totally wrong. The ruling has made the the lady guilt-free, I suppose. In fact, his wife must have divorced him for a senseless person that he has been!
Did I ever say that I dislike cooking too? Now, my husband must have lost one good chance to divorce me. 'Dude,no luck this time!!' :P
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Skipping Rope
K happened to meet S in the bus last weekend. S, the newly wedded common friend, was accompanied by her husband. K was so excited for having met her after a long while. K or me could not make it to S’ wedding for various reasons. So, K was very happy to have seen the couple for the first time.
After a couple of days, K e-mails me to convey this. The conversation is summed up for view:
K: Hey dear, you know what? I met S this weekend. Man! I was so excited to see the couple.
Me: Oh really? Woooooooowww!!
K: Oh yeah dear. S was so excited too. She introduced me to her hubby. I wished them.
Me: Cool.
K: Let’s go and meet the couple at their house on some weekend, ok?
Me: Of course dear, we need to. That’s in fact, due.
K: They really look good together, dear.
Me: :)
K: Another thing, S still looks the same!!!! ;)
Me: What do you mean now? I know .. I know… You mean to say that I turned fatter after my wedding, right?
K: he he he :P
Me: :( :( :( Why only me?
K: Arey yaar… stop frowning. It’s not the whole of you, ok? Just your cheeks have turned chubby.
Me: :( :(:( Why only my cheeks?
K: You need to figure out why? :)
Me: Hmm…. I need to ask God why only my cheeks?
K: I think so, you’d better.
Me: Wait a minute. If I ask God why only my cheeks, then he might misunderstand that I want whole of myself to be chubby, not just my cheeks!! What then?
K: You have a point!
Me: I’d then better keep shut.
K: True dear, You’d better keep shut. Good for all.
(K mutters to herself ‘Thank God! At last she kept quiet. Let me get back to work now!!’)
Ok … I bought a skipping rope, yesterday!! :P
Insane? Who?
God knows (does he?) what runs in her mind, I am sure though that she has created a world of her own. At as early as 6 in the morning, one is sure to catch her rinsing her hair with the water from the public water tank on the road. Off she goes with an old bisleri can refilled with the water from the same tank and a back-pack. She can then be seen only in the evening at about 6 in the same roofless place. Well, one might say what's so special about the person I am addressing when there are millions of people without a roof to sleep under and a square meal to eat. Well, she is indeed special.
She is an INDIVIDUAL. Not many are, me included. How can I call myself an individual when I depend on so many to lead my life? She takes care of herself, her food and her safety. Not sure what she does for her food, but the ascertained fact is that she is a woman of abundant self-respect. The other day, as I was walking towards home, I saw this woman walking slightly ahead of me. Just then a lady with a bagful of groceries, who seemed just out of busy provision shopping, walked past me, paused for a while in front of the insane(?) lady and offered her a rupee or two. Instant rejection from the old lady for the money offered and a heavy flow of unclear words showing her disapproval stunned the lady who offered the money. The latter told me that she only sympathized with the old woman and wanted to help for her food and was shocked at the response in return to the pity she expressed. No doubt, I was awe-struck! When we see teen-aged and people in early twenties adopting to begging as an easy means to money, this old woman flatly refused a volunteer’s help!! Isn’t that what we call self-respect??!! Hats off.
She is an Environmentalist. She does her bit to keep her shelter, that is the road where she dwells clean. Once when she saw a person spitting on the street, she instantly took him to task. Most certainly, he was embarrassed to be taking lessons of decorum from an ‘insane’ woman. He would never commit that mistake again, I believe, rather, hope so.
And after all this, people call her insane or mentally-challenged? To hell with them! Insane? Mad? Crazy?- She who knows that she has to earn her bread, she who knows that she has to keep herself and her surroundings tidy, she who knows how to manage from looking obscene even in those rags, she who minds her business and most of all, she who lives a dignified life and she who whenever possible, reforms people too ? Just wondered how low she considers all the insane people around!
“Ma’am, You have certainly made an impression on me. Please don’t consider me insane too. I have made an attempt to distinguish sane from the major insane rest!!”
Thursday, February 14, 2008
It's Thursday and nothing else!
Gifting a "Jodha Akbar" music CD for all the music buff that he is.