I hate T.V

I declare that I hate T.V. These words take significance as they are coming out of the mouth of a person who was once a T.V buff.

Coming to the reason, well, not sure if it is because I watch so less of it or if the less that I watch is itself more than enough to bore me out!

Stress maker or breaker?

Lady: You know what, you try to rule over me!

Man: No Baby, how can that be possible?

Lady: Enough is enough. I don’t want to compromise all the time.

Man: I totally agree.. but what is the problem?

Lady: Why do I have to always watch a sci-fi movie in which eyes pop out of some deadly creature having some stupid antennae and robotic body.

Man: When do I object to your watching anything?

Lady: Well.. you get to object something only if I watch,, I mean, if I get to watch!

Man: Ok.. take the remote.. all yours.

Lady: No.. I don’t want anyone’s mercy. Women don’t need mercy, they want equal rights!

[She gets up to walk out of the living room]

Man: What do you want me to do now?

Lady: Whatever.. like you care for my wishes. You have a bunch of those extra-terrestrials to

gape at !

Man: Ok.. come on.. cheer up, lets watch Comedy circus now.

Lady mumbles, Gosh! So much of emotional black-mail to watch a one hour show, once a week!!

Man: You said something?

Lady: No.. what's the theme for comedy today?

T.V is supposed to relieve one of stress, more often than not, does all else but that!

Picture perfect

Right now.. everything around me looks just perfect.. not an inch here or there, I want modified. Isn't that one of the rare things in life, to love what we have and want it that way too?

I am happy :)

Made in China

Yet another article "Made in China" I own today. Some I owned when on my short foreign visit and a lot when my kith and kin visited us shortly.

China's got all the talent in the world, but just is due to realize that it can and is ruling the world, controlling other countries' economy and most importantly ,making life easy for people staying abroad, visiting us on a vacation!! It is so natural to expect 'imported' gifts and one wouldn't mind fulfilling the expectation as long as 'Made in China' articles are there to be gifted.

I am not complaining at all :) After all, I got an imported gift !

Loss or Gain?

Besides loss of hair, if you happen to discover the presence of grey hair, what should you attribute it to? The stress... of hair loss? or Age gain?

Sheer conspiracy

One of those days , I tell you , you and you.

Just when the world conspires with my bad luck and impatience, worse to happen,for sure.
In fact, worse is not the word!

If there is some enclosure I have to attach urgently and I prepare that for 3 hours only to lose it for having closed the window of the editor per chance.. what do you say!!


Stupid me or is it the conspiracy to be totally blamed?!

Boytalk

One of my colleagues is due to get married in a couple of months. When he announced the news to friends, a gang of guys surrounded his cube and started ragging him.

I was forced to EVEsdrop for the laughter was so loud to seek anyone's attention.

Gang leader : Congrats,man!
Colleague: Thanks.
Gang leader: Continue to be happy man [Echoed by a huge burst of laughter by married men!]
Colleague: So difficult to be happy is it?
Gang Leader: Well, it depends. Sometimes, it is difficult, sometimes, it is more difficult!!

I must admit, I laughed out loud hearing that. Can't stop imagining how my husband would be 'motivating' other bachelors to get married! Men will be men, huh?